Carsten @carsten@tootsfrom.ahabitual.dev

How to introduce the new lad to the scrum daily?

How about: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes/qt0479119

http://bit.do/scrumbag_newguy

#scrumbag #joytothework

RT @marklechtermann@twitter.com:

A: Da ist übrigens noch ein Fehler in Zeile 10204!

B: Der eigentliche Fehler ist, dass eine Zeile 10204 gibt!

(From https://twitter.com/MarkLechtermann/status/1267030032293167106 )

#mademyday #cleancode #refactorme

Damn it, I forgot to take my towel with me. Again. Am I getting old?

#fail #towelday

Just tried to fix my broken pixelfed installation. Does anyone know, why @pixelfed deleted their master branch on https://github.com/pixelfed/pixelfed ?

#pixelfed #beta #wtf

Just tried to fix my broken pixelfed installation. Does anyone know, why @pixelfed@mastodon.social deleted their master branch on https://github.com/pixelfed/pixelfed ?

#pixelfed #beta #wtf

Just tried to fix my broken pixelfed installation. Does anyone know, why @pixelfed@mastodon.social deleted their master branch on https://github.com/pixelfed/pixelfed ?

#pixelfed #beta #wtf

Still now better.

Should be day 60 or so. Stopped counting...

#still sucking

COVID19 self-isolation day 40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9XdlOkSlY

Can you feel it, too?

#covid19 #thissucks

Something borrowed, something new?
How about something true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuS-djytNfQ
#covid19 #eu #fail

My daily routine ain't new...
https://bit.ly/3bsFYHC

One more ptoof, that computer-scientists might survive a pandemic situation

#COVID19 #thissucks

3 weeks of vacation. Week one is over, mostly performing self-isolation. No gym, no swimming bath, no boulder halls, no archery.
Conclusion: All netflix and no activity make me a dull boy.
#corona #social-distancing #covid19 #thissucks

Vegitarian and 10 days without grocery store, water from the tap and electricity?

https://www.heise.de/download/product/lebensmittel-notvorrat-pdf/download

#EmergencyPreparedness #WhatToDoInCaseOfFire #TheWalkingDead #NoMeat

10 days without grocery store, supermarket etc? What shall eat? How to survive in the darkness? Help yourself: https://www.bbk.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/BBK/DE/Publikationen/Broschueren_Flyer/Buergerinformationen_A4/Checkliste_Ratgeber.pdf
#WhatToDoInCaseOfFire #BBK #EmergencyPreparedness #TheWalkingDead

Old topic, but still up to date: Prepare yourself for the emergency. BBK at Bonn gives some tipps: https://www.bbk.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/BBK/DE/Publikationen/Broschueren_Flyer/Buergerinformationen_A4/Ratgeber_Brosch.pdf
#HelpYourself #EmergencyPreparedness #BBK #WhatToDoInCaseOfFire

New information on the emergency recipes. Its officially a contest. https://www.bbk.bund.de/SharedDocs/Pressemitteilungen/BBK/DE/2020/02/PM_Notfallkochbuch.html

#HelpYourself

Come and join the party: 13th .NET User Group Paderborn taking place on May 5th, 2020.
https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/NET-User-Group-Paderborn/events/269058143/

#dotnet #meetup #talks #whatsup

BBK Germany announces emergeny cookbook. No power, no running water from the tap. But a delicous and healthy meal.
https://twitter.com/BBK_Bund/status/1221780646324068353
#BevSMag #EmergencyPreparedness #FAFTR #HelpYourself

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